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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The Holy Prayer Room

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In this post, we announce the start of construction of a revolutionary new Holy Prayer Room for Our Lord. Soon, you will find pictures of the Our Lord and Inc. ExCo in various places (including the legendary San Francisco), and posters containing/related to Our Lord, in the prayer room. This will be the epic archive we have all been waiting for all these years. To complete the setup, we will install warm yellow lights and a bamboo prayer mat to enhance the holy effects, as research shows that it improves the efficacy of prayers by up to 69%. The new prayer room is estimated to allow for 4200 Yeoists to pray each day and will be completed by November 2022.   Behold Our Lord, Xuan Han 14 Jul 2022